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A Fair is a Veritable Schmorgasboard-orgasboard-orgasboard is a song written by The Sherman Brothers for the 1970 animated Charlotte's Web.

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A fair is a veritable smorgasbord, orgasbord. orgasbord

After the crowds have ceased

Each night when the lights go out

It can be found on the ground all around

Oh, what a ratly feast!

Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs

Cookie crumbs and rotton cotton candy

Melted ice cream, mustard drippings

Moldy goodies everywhere

Lots of popcorn, apple cores

Banana peels and soggy sandwiches

And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord

After the gates are shut

Each night when the lights go out

It can be found on the ground all around

That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!

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