Toot Sweets is a song written by the Sherman Brothers for the 1968 film, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Lyrics
Caractacus: Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker, And don't try a toffee or cream. If you seek perfection in sugar confection, Well, there's something new on the scene. A mouthful of cheer, A sweet without peer, A musical morsel supreme! Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat. Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The eatable, tweetable treats!
Truly: Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit! Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! No longer need candy be mute!
Caractacus: Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker,
Truly: and don't try a toffee or cream! If you seek perfection in sugar confection,
Caractacus: well, there's something new on the scene:
Truly: that mouth full of cheer;
Caractacus: that sweet without peer;
Both: That musical morsel supreme! Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets, with tweetable, eatable sound!
Scrumptious: No--take it away!
Truly: Father, please! (he takes one) Toot! Hmm-Hmm. Toot! (Laughter from Truly and her father) (He takes a bite)
Caractacus: He likes it!
Cast: Hooray!
Caractacus: Their value is intrinsic,
Truly: surpass any mint stick,
Kids: Or marshmallow mouthful you munch,
Caractacus: Though licorice is chewy,
Truly: And gum drops are gooey,
Kids: And chocolate is charming to crunch
Caractacus and Truly: That savory fife,
Women: that sweet of your life,
Kids and factory workers: It's clearly the best of the bunch.
(Dance break)
All: Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets!
Caractacus: That savory fife,
Truly: That sweet of your life,
All: Is clearly the best of the bunch Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found Toot Sweets! Toot Sweets! The treat that's so tweetable, lusciously eatable, with that unbeatable--(break) sound!